Things White People Like.

Antioxidants

After organic, the easiest way to sell a foodstuff to a white person is to make the claim that it contains antioxidants. Pomegranate juice, wine, blueberries, dark chocolate — it doesn’t matter! All that matters is that white people are now petrified of being oxidized and will eat whatever they are told to prevent it.

Be careful — unlike other white things, it is not a good idea to ask them what antioxidants do. This is because they do not know.