Things White People Like.

Farmer’s Markets

White people are drawn to farmer’s markets like moths to a flame. In fact, white people have such strong instincts that if you release a white person into a random Saturday morning they will return to you with a reusable bag full of fruits and vegetables.

White people like farmer’s markets for a number of reasons: it’s outside (they love being outdoors), they can bring their dogs and children in expensive strollers, and they get to see other white people. If they are single, this is a good place to meet other single white people who share their passion for sustainability.

If you are looking for an activity in which you can share with your white friends, nothing will progress the relationship faster than a trip to the farmer’s market.