Things White People Like.

Diversity

White people love ethnic diversity, but only as it relates to restaurants. Many white people from cities like Los Angeles, San Francisco, and New York will spend hours talking about how great it is that they can get sushi and tacos on the same street. But they will also send their kids to private school with other rich white kids so that they can avoid the “low test scores” that come with educational diversity. It’s important to note that white people do not like to be called out on this fact. It will make them feel even more guilty then they already do.

If you run an ethnic restaurant you can be guaranteed repeat business and huge tips if you act like your white customers are adventurous and cultured for eating food that isn’t sandwiches or pasta. In fact, even if you do not own a restaurant, it is a good idea to congratulate white people for being adventurous eaters. It will make their year.