Things White People Like.

Assists

When you say the word “assist,” the first thing you think of is Steve Nash and Wayne Gretzky. White people love to pass, it’s no secret.

In basketball, passing is a kind of a must so that white guys can carve out a niche and guarantee acceptance on a team. Trying to be a white guy who dunks is like trying to be a white rapper — yeah, there are a few, but you have to work twice as hard for half the results.

One explanation is that white people still feel guilty over slavery, colonialism, and the crusades, so passing is a way to make up for it. But more importantly, makes them feel good to help others.

When you are captain at a pick-up basketball game and you want to take a lot of shots, it’s a good idea to pick a white guy. He’ll pass to you.