Things White People Like.

Coffee

There is no doubt that white people love coffee. Yes, it’s true that people of all races enjoy it, but it is a certainty that the first person at your school do drink coffee was a white person. It was obvious that they didn’t enjoy it, but they did it anyway until they liked it.

It’s worth noting that where white people buy coffee is almost as important as the drink itself. For the most part, white people love Starbucks, although they will profess to hate how the chain is now a multinational corporation. The best place for white people to drink coffee is at a locally-owned coffee shop that offers many types of drinks, free Wi-Fi, and has some sort of message board that is peppered with rooms for rent and bands looking for bass players.

White people are given extra points for buying fair trade coffee, because paying the extra $2 means they are making a difference while their peers are drinking liquid oppression.