Things White People Like.

Scarves

White People’s body temperatures do not operate on logical or consistent levels, and because of this white people are often forced to wear clothing combinations that might seem strange or illogical. One popular example is the performance vest, which solves the age-old problem of “cold chest, hot arms.” Another common combination is wearing shorts with a sweatshirt, which helps bring about comfort when your upper body is chilly but your lower half is still sweltering. But without a doubt, the one piece of clothing that helps to regulate white body temperature in all situations is the scarf.

During winter months, it’s no surprise to find white people all bundled up with scarves around their neck - it just makes sense. But even as the weather warms up and the other layers start to fall off, the scarf remains.

It is not uncommon to see a white person in jeans, a sweater and a scarf. In fact, it’s not a rare occurrence to see a white person in a t-shirt, jeans and a scarf. That’s right, a thin cotton t-shirt paired with a scarf to enable a maximum temperature control in bars and places with air conditioning.