Things White People Like.

Bumper Stickers

It is fact that white people will never turn down an opportunity to enlighten other people on the correct way to think. While this is very easy to do through email or face-to-face-to-face-conversation, it is difficult  to do while driving a car. Fortunately for white people there is a solution: bumper stickers.

Before talking about the types of bumper stickers that white people like, it’s very important to get an understanding about layout and placement. When a white person drives an older car that has a resale value under $2,000, they will coat the entire backside of the car in bumper stickers. Because of the abundance of space, they are free to include stickers from all areas of white support: music, politics, the environment, and insults of right-wing politicians.

But when white people have a nice, new car such as a Prius or an Audi station wagon, the fear of losing resale value prevents them from applying more than one sticker. Therefore that one sticker must properly capture the essence of the car and the political views of the driver.

The safest and most accepted choice for a sticker is always the one that supports a Democratic presidential candidate. Though these stickers reach peak effectiveness during an election year, it is acceptable to leave this sticker on the car until the next election regardless of whether or not the candidate actually won.