Things White People Like.

Girls with Bangs

If you see a white woman and you are trying to figure out whether she is liked or merely tolerated by white people, the best things you can do is get a quick look at her haircut. It is a known fact that white people love women who wear their hair with bangs that hang straight down.

For white people, this simple haircut makes a bold declaration by saying that the wearer is artistic, deep and has probably dated a guy in a band you like. Of course, as with many things loved by white people, simple often means expensive and these haircuts usually cost upwards of $100.

When you are introduced to a group of white people, it’s a good idea to befriend the girl with the bangs. She’s probably the most popular.