Things White People Like.

Frisbee Sports

Though many white people consider competitive sports to be too aggressive and macho for their tastes, there are a few exceptions. One of these sports (term used loosely), is called Ultimate Frisbee or simply Ultimate.

It is important to know that when you hear a white person saying, “We should do some Ultimate this weekend,” or, “I’m so pumped for Ultimate,” they are talking about a sport and not an ultimate solution-type race war. Though a quick look at a field full of Ultimate Frisbee players might lead one to surmise that an ethnic cleansing has taken place.

Fortunately, Ultimate Frisbee offers a lot of opportunities for personal, professional, and financial gain. Since the sport has yet to be integrated, you could command a high fee in terms of money or favors if you agree to join one of the many white leagues in your area. To a white person, having a diverse Ultimate team is almost as good as winning the championship. Almost.