Things White People Like.

Pea Coats

As the temperature starts to drop, many white people are forced to start wearing winter coats. Though many will simply don outdoor performance gear, a great number will turn to the number one white people winter jacket of all time: the pea coat.

The pea coat was originally worn by sailors and members of the European navy. If you think about it, this means that the coat is European, coastal, and vintage - three of white people’s favorite things.

Like with sweaters, the process of acquiring a pea coat is almost as important as the coat itself. Fashionable white people can purchase designer pea coats for well over $1,000, but the top-ranked white person purchase theirs at army surplus stores. This makes them feel better than the white people who have spent thousands of dollars on an identical piece of clothing.