Things White People Like.

Manhattan (And Now Brooklyn, Too!)

Oftentimes if you ask a white person about where to travel, you will get a lot of responses. But if you ask them about New York, white people will go nuts. They love the city universally and either live there, have lived there, will live there or want to live there.

White people like New York because it has artists, restaurants, a subway, history, diversity, plays and other white people. It literally has everything white people need to thrive. The only thing it’s missing is nature, but Central Park is right there, and since you are walking all the time, you are outside!

If you are from New York, mention it to a white person. They will be instantly fascinated and start asking questions. When they inevitably tell you what they know about your hometown (“I know this great Italian place..”), you should respond by saying, “Man, I thought only New Yorkers knew about that spot.”